officialfrenchtoast:

tornadoallie:

WHAT IS THIS COMPANY

they have phones too

(via icarlyslut)

do you send nudes over snapchat?

tacobell:

itsthedudebro:

Me on my way to steal yo girl

itsthedudebro:

Me on my way to steal yo girl

(Source: postcannotbeempty, via boojie-billionaire)

veryraresecrete:

i’m getting laser eye surgery. very excited to have laser eyes

(via icarlyslut)

tawnks:

blastortoise:

blastortoise:

My dick is pi inches long

This is fucking me up a bit because like that means my dick is not bigger than 3 inches but yet it’s infinite like wtf

no it just means your dick is irrational and people hate it

(via necromancerotica)

jayjsupremacy:

gymleaderkarkat:


What are you so afraid of!?

I’m REALLY sorry but it looks like they’re about to rap battle

elsa bout to drop the realest bars of all time

jayjsupremacy:

gymleaderkarkat:

What are you so afraid of!?

I’m REALLY sorry but it looks like they’re about to rap battle

elsa bout to drop the realest bars of all time

(Source: four-big-idiots, via that1funnyguy5)

swimming-northbound:

this is literally all the motivation i would need 

swimming-northbound:

this is literally all the motivation i would need 

(Source: 0xytocinn, via dystopiaissempiternal)

geothebio:

pros to buying a pizza: pizza

cons to buying a pizza: buying

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

tentacoolaid:

pope francis is changing everything

tentacoolaid:

pope francis is changing everything

(Source: tentacoolaid, via 666-slut)

sherwat:

chrissykilljoybitchtits:

inc-omparable:

im-fandoomed:

hitlervevo:

why the fuck cant we text the police

lets say there is a murderer in ur house and you’re hiding behind your sofa and you do have your phone with you but you can’t call the police because the murderer might hear you

Here in Canada you can

Here in England we just… scream and run

Here in Scotland we paint our faces and run towards the murderer

Here in Australia you are the murderer

(Source: hashtagugly, via dystopiaissempiternal)

Straight White Boy Problem #180

straightwhiteboyproblems:

it is emotionally taxing to watch ultimate frisbee being played but at the same time ultimate frisbee is amazing to play and it is really fun

cravings:

things i drop

  • my phone
  • my food 
  • my pens
  • my grades
  • the bass 

(Source: cravings, via skrillexwubs)

cyberthug13:

me: hey im feeling sick today i cant come to skool

school office: why

me: im coming down w/ the dunk fever 

school office: u are lying

me: image

school office: wow i am a bitch, take 3 weeks off

(via 666-slut)